Another Emily.

comeunbraced:

dude i fucking love this bc it displays how far dudes have yet to travel in the realm of emotional development

theyellowbrickroad:

i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them

Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
Me: AYYYYY
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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EPIC LIFE HACK *MUST READ!*

quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”